*click* “Hello Nemo
speaking? What currency? Buying or selling? Is that just one payment or do you
have a number of them? Rate there at the moment for you to buy six hundred and
fifty thousand GBPeriwinkles is 0.7821. Yes, it is quite strong. It’s difficult
to say really, there was no particularly poor data behind yesterday’s weakness
it was just a risk off day, a build up of poor sentiment, poor earning results,
concerns over Euro debt crisis and signs of slowing growth from China to the US
are all now conspiring to deflate confidence. Yes, yes, absolutely. I
understand. Will it be better tomorrow? Well I’m not sure Seamus, I reckon if
the wind changes direction and moves eastward over the gulfstream in the
Atlantic at the same time as Mercury moves into retrograde, but just before the
precipitation in the air reaches a level higher than 18th August
2010 then yes, I do reckon we could see a strengthening of the Euro…but it
really is just a view”
*click* “Hello Nemo speaking?
What currency? Buying or selling? Is that just one payment or do you have a
number of them? Rate there at the moment for you to buy seventy six thousand USJohn Doreys is 1.2058. Yes it is
quite strong. Well the Euro fell below $1.22 to the dollar yesterday for the
first time since the middle of 2010. Meanwhile, equities suffered another day
of losses with the ISEQ, FTSE, S&P500 and Erustoxx all extending their
losses for the week. Yes, yes, absolutely. I understand. Will it be better
tomorrow? Well I’m not sure Sile, bear with me there a moment and I’ll flip a
coin. Heads or tails? Tails? OK…aw
sorry, it’s heads. No won’t be any better tomorrow. Do you want to go ahead
with that? Hello Sile? Sile??”
*click* “Hello Nemo
speaking? What currency? Buying or selling? Is that just one payment or do you
have a number of them? Rate there at the moment for you to buy one hundred and
fifty thousand Ozzy Ozbournes is 1.1755. Ah yeah, you’re fucked. Arse has
fallen outta the Euro. Will it be any better tomorrow? Lord Jaysus fucked if I
know. I’d quit while I was ahead if I were you…but don’t quote me on that”
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